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Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 01:17 pm
I Didn't Play Too Many Text Adventures When Young, Honest..

I wasn't feeling so great yesterday so other than boring daily stuff and going out to the shops and watching Richard Hammond a bit, I mainly read. Current reading is the Bible, the parallel Hebrew-JPS English Tanakh to be precise, and mainly because its also background reading for my current Old Testament textbook... I was raised Catholic, so many of the events are familiar to me but this is the first time I've sat and read large chunks.

Genesis was good fun, and Exodus to start with (the word for frog in Hebrew has way too many letters mind you), and I really am both fascinated and impressed that things written so long ago should have the power to delight and intrigue me so much. Um, and then I got onto the bit about God's instructions for his tabernacle, which go on for pages and pages about the size of the ark and then how many cubits of material should make the curtains, and fifty loops held with clasps, and then gold-covered carrying poles and then another wooden structure and more tent type stuff and all the gold and precious stones. And then its all repeated in similar detail when they actually build the thing! I was a little perplexed by this amount of detailed craftmanship demanded of people stoating around in the wilderness for nigh on 40 years and googled "tabernacle" for some help.

Wiki was quite helpful but the layout seemed somehow familiar, and I felt the sudden need to expand on the italics quoted below...


The tabernacle of the Hebrews, during the Exodus, was a portable worship facility comprised of a tent draped with colorful curtains. It had a rectangular, perimeter fence of fabric, poles and staked cords. This rectangle was always erected when they would camp, oriented to the east. In the center of this enclosure was a rectangular sanctuary draped with goats'-hair curtains, with the roof made from rams' skins. Inside, it was divided into two areas, the Holy Place and the Most Holy Place . These two compartments were separated by a curtain or veil. Entering the first space, one would see 3 pieces of sacred furniture: a seven-branched oil lampstand on the left (south), a table for twelve loaves of show bread on the right (north) and straight ahead before the dividing curtain (west) was an altar for incense-burning. Beyond this curtain was the cube-shaped inner room known as the (Holy of Holies) or (Kodesh Hakodashim). This sacred space contained a single article called the Ark of the Covenant (aron habrit) (see diagram)..

You can go North, South, East or West
>N
There is a table of bread here
>Eat bread
You are not hungry, trust me.
You can go South, East or West
>S
There is a lampstand here
>Examine lampstand
See Exodus 25: 31-40
>Take lampstand
It is very heavy and you drop it. The Lord is displeased. You will be eaten by a grue, restart Y/N?

Ahem.

:-)

Current Mood: amused amused

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janewilliams20
janewilliams20
Jane Williams
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 12:19 pm (UTC)

Does the equipment include a Ten Foot Pole? It really should. That's the only other place you get descriptions like that.


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xiphias
xiphias
Xiphias Gladius
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 01:53 pm (UTC)

Sadly, yes.

You've got two poles which slide into rings along the outside of the thing, to act as carrying handles. So they go the long way along the top and have to stick out some so you can grab them.

The top is two and a half cubits long, which is about 45 inches or so; 3 ft 9 inches, or thereabouts. Some depictions have the poles sticking out almost that far on either side to allow for easy carrying -- which takes the length of the poles to pretty darn close to ten feet.

Yup. You need to carry two ten-foot poles to carry the Ark of the Covenant.


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ladyhelen
ladyhelen
Helen
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 12:38 pm (UTC)

*snigger* Marvellous :D


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puzzledance
puzzledance
puzzledance
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 12:43 pm (UTC)

Funny!

And also, have you ever played Hamlet - The Text Adventure?


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kath8562
kath8562
Kathy
Fri, Sep. 19th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC)

I'm going to hate you for that...............
already wasted 10 minutes............
Arghhhhhhh.


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chaosvizier
ChaosVizier
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 01:07 pm (UTC)

Bwahahaha... more people should have been eaten by grues in the Bible. Also, zorkifying the entire Old Testament would be hilarious.

Greetings, Moses! You have escaped the clutches of Pharaoh!
>i
You have:
Robes
Staff
40000 Hebrew ex-slaves
>look
You are lost in the desert.
>N
You are lost in the desert.
>N
You are lost in the desert.
>N
You are lost in the desert.
>W
You are lost in the desert.
>S
You are lost in the desert.
>E
You are lost in the desert.
>W
You are lost in the desert.
>N
You are lost in the desert.
>E
You are lost in the desert.
...
>WTF GOD
God says, "Forty years, sucka."
>look
Hey, there's a mountain there!
>climb mountain
The view is spectacular. You can see where you came from, and all the lands you've claimed, and there, in the distance, is The Promised Land.
God says "Look but don't touch!"
You are dead.
Play again (Y/N)?


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the_gwenzilliad
the_gwenzilliad
Gwen
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 01:15 pm (UTC)

OK, I think this comment needs to be metaquoted. Is that OK with you?


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chaosvizier
ChaosVizier
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)

Permission granted! Let Zork Bible begin!


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the_gwenzilliad
the_gwenzilliad
Gwen
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC)

Done.

Sorry about the lag, was shopping in glorious Bromley. ;-)


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hummingwolf
hummingwolf
Hummingwolf
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 02:14 pm (UTC)

This comment and the original post have both made my morning. Thank you!


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heavenscalyx
heavenscalyx
Calyx of the Heavens
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)

I had to cover my mouth so as not to explode with inexplicable mirth in the cafe.


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hobbitblue
hobbitblue
Blue
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 06:42 pm (UTC)

Hehe, I never tried that, nor did I have suitable software lurking on the drive to that purpose... *checks drive* um, nor *do* I have software lurking ::grin::


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hobbitblue
hobbitblue
Blue
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)

*much giggling* love it


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tempestteapot
tempestteapot
tempestteapot
Fri, Sep. 19th, 2008 05:22 pm (UTC)

From Metaquotes... you are my hero and I love you!


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the_gwenzilliad
the_gwenzilliad
Gwen
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)

Bwah!

For the longest time, back when the internet was slightly newer and it wasn't always September, I had a perpetual mail .sigline that read,

"This is an email message. You will likely be eaten by a grue."

(PS Frotz on the iPhone? ROCKS. Hot and cold running ZORK and whatever other text adventures you want!)


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hobbitblue
hobbitblue
Blue
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)

Frotz still going? Just found that lurking deep down in the recess of the drive... I never was very good at text adventures, sure do love 'em though :)


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heavenscalyx
heavenscalyx
Calyx of the Heavens
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 02:37 pm (UTC)

SNORRRRF!


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owlfish
owlfish
S. Worthen
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)

I love this!


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marquis86
marquis86
Jay
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 04:14 pm (UTC)

hehe :p


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sioneva
sioneva
Heidi
Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)

*giggles*

Well, it made me laugh out loud at the reception desk ;)


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nannyjan
nannyjan
Jan
Fri, Sep. 19th, 2008 07:02 am (UTC)

LOL - I loved the Zork stuff, all the puns and almost hidden humour. I miss the days of the old text adventures, I even wrote one of my own in Commodore basic (not fun I can tell you - all those peeks and pokes!) which I still have a print-out of somewhere...


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hobbitblue
hobbitblue
Blue
Sat, Sep. 20th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)

Heh, beginning to wonder if there's anyone on my flist who *didn't* dabble with such things in their dim and distant youth


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tanngrisnir
tanngrisnir
Tanngrísnir
Fri, Sep. 19th, 2008 07:51 am (UTC)

*snort* :)


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